Roger Stone finds time for finest and worst dressed listing amid scandal

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Roger Stone — the previous Trump confidant who expects to be indicted any minute by Robert Mueller — nonetheless discovered time to compile his annual best-and-worst-dressed listing.

Stone — generally known as a lot for his Richard Nixon tattoo as his costly bespoke fits — took over for the dearly departed, acid-penned Richard Blackwell 13 years in the past. Mr. Blackwell, as he was identified, a clothier and critic, was well-known for such annual lists.

Stone’s listing on the conservative Every day Caller Site offers “finest” marks to Melania Trump, “essentially the most stylish and well-dressed first girl since Jackie Kennedy,” Equipment Harington, David Beckham, Jeanine Pirro, Kaia Gerber, Van Jones, Dr. Keith Ablow, Steve Carell and Harry Types.

However Stone appears extra impressed as he excoriates the worst dressed.

On Lena Dunham: “The homeless bag girl you keep away from on the streets of NYC has a greater eye for model.”

Steve Bannon: “What number of methods are you able to say slovenly? Bannon seems like he chases down hobos for his or her garments.”

Mark Zuckerberg: “How can a man this wealthy look this unhealthy? He clearly spends all his time determining easy methods to censor non-liberals on Fb and no time interested by his trend decisions. The hoodies and T-shirts are from starvation.”

Beto O’Rourke: “America’s progressive boy surprise . . . Dweeby, washed-out and all the time swimming in no matter he lands on.”

Michael Cohen: “The [former] Trump Group lawyer clothes just like the outer-[borough] gangster he talks like. The excellent news: He received’t want civilian garments after pleading responsible to a number of counts.”

Stone can be busy elevating cash for his authorized protection by hawking “Roger Stone Did Nothing Improper!” T-shirts and the “Roger” Stone paperweight, which he jokes is an “actual historic duplicate of the stone little David used to take down Goliath.”

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