‘Catfish’ S7, E25: What’s Up With Dallas and Safari?


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It’s a double-dose of Catfish tonight as Nev and Tallulah Willis staff as much as assist a man named Dallas who’s anxious to satisfy up with Safari, a lady he’s been speaking to on-line. Just lately, Safari requested if Dallas could be down for some group motion together with his roommate inflicting Dallas to develop suspicious that he’s being performed. Tallulah isn’t shopping for it. (As a result of whats up…that is Catfish.)

Safari has been sending Dallas attractive pics and vids, however Dallas says he’s by no means despatched her something in return. The 2 hosts depart to satisfy up with Dallas IRL, speaking about how nice he appears on the way in which.

Nev tells Dallas that he’s completely different from others he’s had on the present as a result of Dallas isn’t in love with Safari. Dallas mentions that it’s nonetheless laborious to stroll away though he is aware of he can stroll at any second. (What’s that factor they are saying about curiosity…?) Roommate Kevin reveals up and he appears simply as vested find out who Safari truly is. Nev and Tallulah are on the case!

A reverse cellphone search reveals Safari’s cellphone registered to a person named William. Tallulah notices that Safari’s e mail on Instagram is listed as “Ari Safari” which leads them to consider that the lady’s actual identify is Arianna (or Ari, for brief). The 2 attain out to a woman they assume may know Ari, plus, they understand one among Safari’s photographs has a photographer’s tag on it. And the clues are coming in!

The photographer calls Nev again and his identify is Jermaine. Nev inquires about Safari. “She’s truly one of many cooler folks I shoot,” Jermaine says earlier than telling them that Safari truly lives in Arizona, not Los Angeles. He confirms that Safari’s web page was hacked earlier than, so the 2 guess that possibly the true Ari is simply being a bit of nervous.

Rachel, the lady in one of many Instagram photographs, calls Nev again too, however she doesn’t know anybody named Dallas. Rachel confirms that the quantity Dallas has is not Ari’s actual quantity and the plot thickens! Arianna has a particular imposter.

Nev and Tallulah meet Dallas on the fitness center to go over their new intel. They inform Dallas about Ari’s Instagram and iCloud hack and it takes him some time to course of. In addition they inform him in regards to the defective cellphone quantity. “Don’t inform me that dude,” he laughs. This Dallas man looks as if a great sport, although when emotions aren’t concerned it’s undoubtedly much less savage. I’m cool with it contemplating that brutal final episode. Oof.

Somebody (Safari? I’m so confused!) sends Nev a photograph of Safari holding an indication with a message for Nev. “Inform Dallas I’ll discuss to him later about all of this, LOL” The gang is suspicious—how did Safari ship that image inside two minutes? This one simply retains getting weirder.

Dallas will get a textual content from Safari saying there are some things she must clear up. “I want to satisfy up someplace by you,” she texts. OK, Catfish followers. It’s showtime.

Nev and Tallulah head again to Dallas’s and the trio begins speculating. Does she reside along with her dad and mom in Arizona? Does she have one other man on the road? If she lives in Arizona, why is she hastily again in LA? “An-tici-pa-tion!” sings Dallas. He’s visibly nervous as a person approaches their picnic desk…a person he is aware of from round city.

The man is William and the 2 have mutual social circles in Los Angeles. William had been testing Dallas on social media when Safari satisfied William to contact Dallas. William doesn’t really feel like he did something mistaken, however Dallas is fired up by the lies. Dallas has subscribers on-line that he sends racy pics to, and William feels that since Dallas is making the most of the homosexual neighborhood, then possibly he’d have a shot at a threesome with Dallas and Safari. He additionally doesn’t appear to be shook up from the truth that what he did was creepy and peculiar and evil, however OK, positive. Shifting on.

William agrees to search out out the place Safari is and to textual content Nev, Tallulah, and Dallas the deal with. Will we ever get to see this Safari lady or is William simply going to ghost us viewers?

We lastly meet Safari and she or he tells the Catfish crew that she was going to assist William meet Dallas and play matchmaker. Nev asks if she would’ve had a threesome with the 2 males and she or he says, “Yeah…I’m a freak!” She then tells Dallas that he appears to be pandering to the homosexual neighborhood, and though she does one thing related, she’s excited by each sexes. “Sorry, we form of cockblocked,” says Nev on his manner out. That cheeky rascal.

Dallas undoubtedly appears deflated. He’s irritated that they wasted his time however appears relieved to know the reality lastly. On a follow-up name, Dallas doesn’t maintain any grudges towards William or Safari, however everyone knows the reality now:

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